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Thursday, August 27, 2009
These Children Should Be Striked By Lighting
"SIN Chew Daily reported that an elderly couple in Singapore who gave up their duplex to their son ended up homeless after they were chased out of the house by the ungrateful offspring.
The couple now call the staircase of a school their home.
The man, who was named as Lim, was a manager before he retired. He had a son and a daughter who lived in Jurong, Singapore.
Relating his ordeal to a secretary of the school, Lim said he and his wife decided to give their duplex home to their son as a wedding gift about two years ago.
The couple thought that they could live in the house with their son. He, however, decided to sell the property for RM960,000 to buy another condominium. Lim and his wife were then sent off to live with the daughter.
After a year, the daughter decided that they were no longer welcome and banned them from touching her children.
The couple could not enter the house after their daughter changed the locks to the house."
The couple now call the staircase of a school their home.
The man, who was named as Lim, was a manager before he retired. He had a son and a daughter who lived in Jurong, Singapore.
Relating his ordeal to a secretary of the school, Lim said he and his wife decided to give their duplex home to their son as a wedding gift about two years ago.
The couple thought that they could live in the house with their son. He, however, decided to sell the property for RM960,000 to buy another condominium. Lim and his wife were then sent off to live with the daughter.
After a year, the daughter decided that they were no longer welcome and banned them from touching her children.
The couple could not enter the house after their daughter changed the locks to the house."
Thursday, August 20, 2009
Weight Lost Plan
A man calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program. The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck. She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads,
"If you can catch me, you can have me."
Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later huffing and puffing, he finally gives up. The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing happens. On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 10 lbs. as promised.
He calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 pound program. The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning and beautiful woman he has ever seen in his life. She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads,
"If you catch me you can have me."
Well, he's out the door after her like a shot. This girl is in excellent shape and he does his best, but no such luck. So for the next four days, the same routine happens with him gradually getting in better and better shape. Much to his delight on the fifth day when he weighs himself, he discovers that he has lost another 20 lbs. as promised.
He decides to go all out and calls the company to order the 7-day/50 pound program.
"Are you sure?" asks the representative on the phone. "This is our most rigorous program."
"Absolutely," he replies, "I haven't felt this good in years."
The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it he finds a huge muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads,
"If I catch you, you are mine!!!"
He lost 63 pounds that week !!!
"If you can catch me, you can have me."
Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later huffing and puffing, he finally gives up. The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing happens. On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 10 lbs. as promised.
He calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 pound program. The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning and beautiful woman he has ever seen in his life. She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads,
"If you catch me you can have me."
Well, he's out the door after her like a shot. This girl is in excellent shape and he does his best, but no such luck. So for the next four days, the same routine happens with him gradually getting in better and better shape. Much to his delight on the fifth day when he weighs himself, he discovers that he has lost another 20 lbs. as promised.
He decides to go all out and calls the company to order the 7-day/50 pound program.
"Are you sure?" asks the representative on the phone. "This is our most rigorous program."
"Absolutely," he replies, "I haven't felt this good in years."
The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it he finds a huge muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads,
"If I catch you, you are mine!!!"
He lost 63 pounds that week !!!
Monday, August 17, 2009
Husband for Sale!
A store that sells husbands has just opened in Mumbai, where a woman may go to choose a husband.Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE!There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights.There is, however, a catch. .... You may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find ahusband...
On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.
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The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, andlove kids.
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The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, lovekids, and are extremely good looking. " Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keepgoing.
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She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, lovekids, are drop- dead good looking and help with the housework."Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly standit!"
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Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.
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She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the signreads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,013 to this floor. There are no men on this floor.This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!
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So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find ahusband...
On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.
*********
The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, andlove kids.
*********
The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, lovekids, and are extremely good looking. " Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keepgoing.
*********
She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, lovekids, are drop- dead good looking and help with the housework."Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly standit!"
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Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.
*********
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the signreads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,013 to this floor. There are no men on this floor.This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!
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Tuesday, August 4, 2009
Newspaper or Novel?
I am damn pissed with one of the Malay language newspaper in Malaysia.
It is suppose to be a newspaper in Malaysia but I guess this newspaper has got an identity crisis. It doesn't even sure if it is a newspaper or a novel. Starting from article instigating to murder a fellow MP , calling Teoh Boon Hock's son a bastard and today instigating fellow Malay against other races, it has gone from bad to worst.
Enough is enough. Your responsibility is to report news, not to spurt rubbish. I dare to say, this newspaper plays a huge part in the strain relationship among races in Malaysia nowaday. Do we still want to support them? I do support the government if they decided to use ISA against the editor of this newspaper. In actual fact, based on what they have published, the government should have do something against them, but they just gave them a light warning.
Play your part, let's all Malaysia blogger start an article on this. Let them know that we mean business and we are not like the government that will let them go with just a light warning (I don't even know if our DPM really warned them). This is what we call the power of blogger
It is suppose to be a newspaper in Malaysia but I guess this newspaper has got an identity crisis. It doesn't even sure if it is a newspaper or a novel. Starting from article instigating to murder a fellow MP , calling Teoh Boon Hock's son a bastard and today instigating fellow Malay against other races, it has gone from bad to worst.
Enough is enough. Your responsibility is to report news, not to spurt rubbish. I dare to say, this newspaper plays a huge part in the strain relationship among races in Malaysia nowaday. Do we still want to support them? I do support the government if they decided to use ISA against the editor of this newspaper. In actual fact, based on what they have published, the government should have do something against them, but they just gave them a light warning.
Play your part, let's all Malaysia blogger start an article on this. Let them know that we mean business and we are not like the government that will let them go with just a light warning (I don't even know if our DPM really warned them). This is what we call the power of blogger
Monday, August 3, 2009
Who Is She? 正了吧
Found this while I was surfing the net today. Such a beauty. Anyone know who is this girl? I guess it's from some online game. Is she real?
Saturday, August 1, 2009
There are a lot of IDIOTS on this planet!!
Gee, I guess i'll get lotta of bombard from this posting, but I just love the challenges.
For those idiots that kept on browsing Siahsueh's website, I really don't understand you guys. It's all about advertisement but u guys kept pouring traffics to her website. Get a life man, buy newspaper, there are more meaningful advertisement there!!!
For those idiots that kept on browsing Siahsueh's website, I really don't understand you guys. It's all about advertisement but u guys kept pouring traffics to her website. Get a life man, buy newspaper, there are more meaningful advertisement there!!!
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