Seems like this Lamp Berger Scam is damn famous.
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6 months ago
Monday, April 6, 2009
Friday, April 3, 2009
Damn it Lamp Berger, Damn it SGN, Damn it SYN
Damn it lamp berger. Because of this damn lamp berger, I have been conned near up to RM15k, all hard earned money! And not to mentioned all those friends that I have lost. pull myself out after joining just for a couple of months, can't stay any longer, cheating other people of their money, though in the process, 2 of my friends got conned... really felt sorry to them....
Let me just share this with all of you so that you can take it as a lesson in life
A year ago, one of my friend, Tony invited me to an outing somewhere at Johor. Without suspecting, I just joined. He said some of his friends/colleagues will be going. When we arrive the meet up points, there are already some of them there, Chinese and Indians. At start, the number are just relatively small, 7-8 of us. Then slowly, more and more people came until it reaches 40++. I was quite suprised but Tony said that some of them bring along their colleagus and friends. Then, we drive up to a resort at a nearby beach. We play and kinda enjoyed ourselves. Some of them are regulars there while some of them are newbies, just like me. When I asked them, most of them said that they are 'businessman' doing some networking business. I thought they were refering to Computer Networking, thus did not ask more on their profession and continue to mingle around with them. There, T introduced my to F,C and L (regulars in that group). According to T, these are the organisers of the outing. C was the one with the most friendly look, kept talking to us and chatting. We played at the beach, have BBQ dinner that night and even play cards until late of the night.
The next day, when I woke up, when we are having our breakfast, a lot of them are actually wearing the same orange T-shirt (with SGN logo on it and looks like the Holland Soccer team jessey). When I asked, C explained that they actually belong to the some sort of networking company. C told me that on the way back to Johor, they will stop a while at their company as they are having some sort of party there. Then I suspect that something was wrong and suspect that this is some sort of MLM company. They really planned everything so well that at the start, they told me not to drive my car as it will be difficult to coordinate. Thus, on the way back, I was like no choice but to follow them to their company for the whatever party which turn out to be a MLM talk.
Though suspicious, I was quite impress with the number of people attending and encouraged by the talk. The talk by one of their so called 'Duke C' was very persuading. Not to be mentioned of all the lamp berger there which add into my curiousity. I actually believed in their bullshits bout how you can make at least RM15k a month by only introducing 5 friends into the scam. Then I told them that one of my friends have actually warned me bout this Lamp Berger MLM business cheating people RM20k to RM30k. They, cleverly pushed all the blames to their counterpart, SYN, another Networking company for Lamp Berger in Malaysia and said that we only need to pay a registration fees of RM2500 only. And with this registration fees, they are actually giving you some lamp bergers and oil essences which they claimed to be more than Rm2500k. The thought of not much improvement in my career plays a lot in my decision to join this Lamp Berger scam. After joining for the first month, they told me that since I did not have any experience, I must attend their training classes first, which turn out to be mind washing talks. When I have joined them for a month, then I have to attend this talk call Y35 (turned out to be Why you must pay RM35k) given by the Duke C (the owner SGN). After all the shit talks, I really believed that by paying more to upgrade your membership, you'll get to earn more. They even encouraged you to make a bank loan and will accompany you to the bank in order to make sure that you didn't run away. I did not wanted to take up any loan from bank, thus ended up paying all my saving (up to RM15k if I am not wrong).
Now, after upgrading my membership, I was told to bring in new member immediately. Huh, so all those talk bout training is actually to coax u to upgrade ur membership. There is no training at all. Shit!
I was able to bring in 2 of my friends to office and after the 'T-up' session, they agreed to join. Reason given is not that they believe in this whatever money making scam, but they believed in me. It really disheartened me when they said that they joined because they believed in me. And I know that in coming one month, I will need to coax them to pay more and more. Really looked down on myself then.
I told my upline that I didn't felt like continuing this act, but on the next day, F and C immediately contacted me and asked me out for a cup of tea. They said that they have something to chat with me. End up being another brain washing session.
At this point, I started to feel of retreating. I don't really wanted to end up like them, brain washing my friends and make people disguise at the sight of me. But as I said, I have bring in 2 memberships, if I back off, then what will happened to them? The thought of this made me at the crossroad, thinking of cancelling my membership or not. In the meanwhile, I still continue to attend the 'brain washing' talk.
Somewhere nearby September last year, all members are requested to attend a meeting at our branch office. We have been told that RZ Corporation, the so call company for Malaysia's DCHL has been blacklisted by Malaysia government and will not be allowed to renew their license. At this point, all the Marquises happily pointed that it is not our company problem but rather that problems created by SYN. Our SGN is still very 'pure' and was dragged to this mess by SYN. Then they said that they intended to move out from DCHL group and will get a waterfilter as product for the new company. I was like 'WTF'. I thought that they used to champion their lamp berger. Now, easily they just did a switch and turn over to a new product.
I am really dissapointed with this MLM thing. Have already pull myself out and lost the RM15k that I have invested. Damn it.
Thursday, April 2, 2009
Disneyland
Disneyland Marketing Director (MD): Boss, we have a proposal from from a SEA's country. They want to set up Disneyland there.
Disneyland President (P): Where’s that? What is it famous for?
MD: It became famous in 1998 when its Prime Minister jailed his Deputy on charges of sodomy.
P: Oh? That’s interesting.
MD: They also have the ‘people’s car’.
P: You mean they build the Volkswagen in that country as well?
MD: Sort of, except it’s not called the Volkswagen. They call it the Proton.
P: What’s a Proton?
MD: Protons are spin-1/2 fermions and are composed of three quarks, making them baryons. The two up quarks and one down quark of the proton are held together by the strong force, mediated by gluons. Protons and neutrons are both nucleons, which may be bound by the nuclear force into atomic nuclei. The nucleus of the most common isotope of the hydrogen atom is a single proton……..
P: Hey, will you stop! I don’t want a lecture in physics. Why is the car called the Proton?
MD: Not sure, but it’s actually a Mitsubishi…..a very old and obsolete model that the Japanese sold to them for a lot of money. The Japanese actually ripped them off…..sort of like how we ripped the Japanese off by selling them all our old Mickey Mouses that we didn’t want anymore.
P: I see. So the Proton is actually a Mickey Mouse car then.
MD: I suppose you could put it that way. Malaysia also has the tallest building in the world.
P: I thought China has the tallest building in the world.
MD: Well, yeah, but they cheated.
P: How can you cheat? Either your building is the tallest in the world or it is not.
MD: They added a tall poll or antennae or something like that above the building and included that as part of the building when they measured it.
P: Devious people. We gotta watch them closely. They sound very slimy. Do you think Disneyland will be popular there?
MD: I don’t see why not. They are already living in a fantasy world, so Disneyland should go down well with them.
P: You mean they have other theme parks there?
MD: No. Not that. It’s like this. They do not live in the real world. They live in a make-belief world. So I feel they would love Disneyland.
P: I don’t get you.
MD: Okay. Let me try to explain. They has this thing they call the New Economic Policy that allows about certain people to become super-rich. Then they calculate the combined wealth of these 1,000 and add it to whatever the rest of the 16 million own, which is almost nothing, and announce that the 16 million own 30% of the wealth of the nation.
P: God! They actually do that? How can they get away with something like that?
MD: Not sure, but it’s certainly very interesting. Do you know that the 16 million actually riot on the streets, brandishing little curved knives shorter than our dicks, and threaten to slaughter the Chinese just to protect the wealth of the 1,000 super-rich?
P: You can’t be serious! And what do the Chinese do? Do they take out their even longer Kungfu swords and fight back? Sounds like a Beirut down there.
MD: No. Actually it’s very peaceful in there. The Chinese just keep voting for government just so that these people keep their little curved knives in their pants.
P: You mean their dicks?
MD: No, their little curved knives. That’s where they keep them, in their pants.
P: Shit. These people sound more like Mickey Mouse than even Mickey Mouse himself.
MD: But there would be one problem though. It is a strict Muslim country and they arrest men and women who are not married who hold hands.
P: What’s that got to do with us?
MD: Well, we would have to make sure Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse do not walk around holding hands like they usually do. The government would arrest them and throw them in jail.
P: That’s it. I don’t think we should go to there. We have enough sex scandals in Disneyland Hong Kong as it is. Sheesh! What next? Superman has to wear his underwear on the inside and no longer on the outside? What a crap country. They make Disneyland look real.
Disneyland President (P): Where’s that? What is it famous for?
MD: It became famous in 1998 when its Prime Minister jailed his Deputy on charges of sodomy.
P: Oh? That’s interesting.
MD: They also have the ‘people’s car’.
P: You mean they build the Volkswagen in that country as well?
MD: Sort of, except it’s not called the Volkswagen. They call it the Proton.
P: What’s a Proton?
MD: Protons are spin-1/2 fermions and are composed of three quarks, making them baryons. The two up quarks and one down quark of the proton are held together by the strong force, mediated by gluons. Protons and neutrons are both nucleons, which may be bound by the nuclear force into atomic nuclei. The nucleus of the most common isotope of the hydrogen atom is a single proton……..
P: Hey, will you stop! I don’t want a lecture in physics. Why is the car called the Proton?
MD: Not sure, but it’s actually a Mitsubishi…..a very old and obsolete model that the Japanese sold to them for a lot of money. The Japanese actually ripped them off…..sort of like how we ripped the Japanese off by selling them all our old Mickey Mouses that we didn’t want anymore.
P: I see. So the Proton is actually a Mickey Mouse car then.
MD: I suppose you could put it that way. Malaysia also has the tallest building in the world.
P: I thought China has the tallest building in the world.
MD: Well, yeah, but they cheated.
P: How can you cheat? Either your building is the tallest in the world or it is not.
MD: They added a tall poll or antennae or something like that above the building and included that as part of the building when they measured it.
P: Devious people. We gotta watch them closely. They sound very slimy. Do you think Disneyland will be popular there?
MD: I don’t see why not. They are already living in a fantasy world, so Disneyland should go down well with them.
P: You mean they have other theme parks there?
MD: No. Not that. It’s like this. They do not live in the real world. They live in a make-belief world. So I feel they would love Disneyland.
P: I don’t get you.
MD: Okay. Let me try to explain. They has this thing they call the New Economic Policy that allows about certain people to become super-rich. Then they calculate the combined wealth of these 1,000 and add it to whatever the rest of the 16 million own, which is almost nothing, and announce that the 16 million own 30% of the wealth of the nation.
P: God! They actually do that? How can they get away with something like that?
MD: Not sure, but it’s certainly very interesting. Do you know that the 16 million actually riot on the streets, brandishing little curved knives shorter than our dicks, and threaten to slaughter the Chinese just to protect the wealth of the 1,000 super-rich?
P: You can’t be serious! And what do the Chinese do? Do they take out their even longer Kungfu swords and fight back? Sounds like a Beirut down there.
MD: No. Actually it’s very peaceful in there. The Chinese just keep voting for government just so that these people keep their little curved knives in their pants.
P: You mean their dicks?
MD: No, their little curved knives. That’s where they keep them, in their pants.
P: Shit. These people sound more like Mickey Mouse than even Mickey Mouse himself.
MD: But there would be one problem though. It is a strict Muslim country and they arrest men and women who are not married who hold hands.
P: What’s that got to do with us?
MD: Well, we would have to make sure Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse do not walk around holding hands like they usually do. The government would arrest them and throw them in jail.
P: That’s it. I don’t think we should go to there. We have enough sex scandals in Disneyland Hong Kong as it is. Sheesh! What next? Superman has to wear his underwear on the inside and no longer on the outside? What a crap country. They make Disneyland look real.
Wednesday, December 17, 2008
New Custom at JB
On Tuesday, the 16th of December 2008, the new Custom & Immigration Quarantine Complex (Bangunan Sultan Iskandar) began operations in Johor Bahru. As one of the thousands of Malaysians who commutes to work in Singapore daily, I was a firsthand witness to the new system.
Overall, I must say that I am impressed by the facilities of the CIQ Complex - and more so by the security and verification measures that the old customs system sorely lacked.
However, I have one very serious gripe that I hope the CIQ Complex management will immediately seek to rectify.
Once a bus passenger clears the passport check, the next process is to head back down to the bus waiting area to try and catch a bus. On a workday morning, this step is literally a descent into madness.
If any reader has ever taken a bus from Malaysia to Singapore at the old customs complex, they'll know exactly what I'm talking about. Just like always, the bus crowd becomes a literal rabid mob!
There is no concept of cutting queue, because there is no such thing as a queue. Pushing, shoving and elbowing are the rule. Manners and gentility are the suicidal exception.
Four to eight people will simultaneously try to force their way into the bus door from every direction. One either joins the gladiatorial mob, or misses the bus. And the next one after that. And the next one, and the next one.
It doesn't matter in what order you arrive at the bus waiting area - the only criteria that count are brute strength and a willingness to trample your own civility into the asphalt.
Not only is this chaotic, uncomfortable, highly inefficient, and an environment where might makes right and the meek do not inherit the bus seat. It is also mortally dangerous, as the surging crowd spills far out onto the road, forcing the buses to carefully inch past the thronging bodies and making things even slower.
There are no markings demarcating official queue lines. There are no guidelines for safe and orderly boarding. Even the old customs complex had metal bars to attempt to form an orderly bus queue (but which were usually ignored anyway).
At least with the old customs complex, you could avoid becoming one of the uncivilized bus barbarians by simply walking across the one kilometre of the Johor-Singapore Causeway.
But now a journey on foot down the 'Great CIQ Mountain' and then across the Causeway takes at least twice the time and sweaty effort. (Yes, I've timed it.) It is a daunting odyssey, what more if you also had to walk up to the CIQ Complex!
And I say this as an adult, whole in body and wearing comfortable flat-soled shoes. Imagine the conundrum faced by the old, infirm, young children, and wearers of high heels.
Therefore, on behalf of every single Malaysian and foreigner who will ever pass through the CIQ Complex in the countless decades to come, I sincerely, pleadingly and beseechingly request that the CIQ Complex management take immediate measures to rectify this highly embarrassing situation with the bus queues.
First, clearly demarcate the queuing lines for each bus waiting area. Second, put up plenty of notices forcefully stating the strict requirement for orderly queues. Third, assign enough dedicated staff to ensure people obey these rules. Fourth, impose harsh punishment for queue-jumpers and give staff full and official authority to reprimand offenders.
Sad and shameful though it may be, the only way many Malaysians will act civilized is if they are forced to by strict rule of law, backed up with debilitating punishment for disobedience.
I sincerely hope that these concrete measures will be carried out as soon as possible. For at current, every visitor and tourist who passes through the CIQ Complex is left with the impression that Malaysia is a nation with First World facilities but a truly Third World mentality.
Overall, I must say that I am impressed by the facilities of the CIQ Complex - and more so by the security and verification measures that the old customs system sorely lacked.
However, I have one very serious gripe that I hope the CIQ Complex management will immediately seek to rectify.
Once a bus passenger clears the passport check, the next process is to head back down to the bus waiting area to try and catch a bus. On a workday morning, this step is literally a descent into madness.
If any reader has ever taken a bus from Malaysia to Singapore at the old customs complex, they'll know exactly what I'm talking about. Just like always, the bus crowd becomes a literal rabid mob!
There is no concept of cutting queue, because there is no such thing as a queue. Pushing, shoving and elbowing are the rule. Manners and gentility are the suicidal exception.
Four to eight people will simultaneously try to force their way into the bus door from every direction. One either joins the gladiatorial mob, or misses the bus. And the next one after that. And the next one, and the next one.
It doesn't matter in what order you arrive at the bus waiting area - the only criteria that count are brute strength and a willingness to trample your own civility into the asphalt.
Not only is this chaotic, uncomfortable, highly inefficient, and an environment where might makes right and the meek do not inherit the bus seat. It is also mortally dangerous, as the surging crowd spills far out onto the road, forcing the buses to carefully inch past the thronging bodies and making things even slower.
There are no markings demarcating official queue lines. There are no guidelines for safe and orderly boarding. Even the old customs complex had metal bars to attempt to form an orderly bus queue (but which were usually ignored anyway).
At least with the old customs complex, you could avoid becoming one of the uncivilized bus barbarians by simply walking across the one kilometre of the Johor-Singapore Causeway.
But now a journey on foot down the 'Great CIQ Mountain' and then across the Causeway takes at least twice the time and sweaty effort. (Yes, I've timed it.) It is a daunting odyssey, what more if you also had to walk up to the CIQ Complex!
And I say this as an adult, whole in body and wearing comfortable flat-soled shoes. Imagine the conundrum faced by the old, infirm, young children, and wearers of high heels.
Therefore, on behalf of every single Malaysian and foreigner who will ever pass through the CIQ Complex in the countless decades to come, I sincerely, pleadingly and beseechingly request that the CIQ Complex management take immediate measures to rectify this highly embarrassing situation with the bus queues.
First, clearly demarcate the queuing lines for each bus waiting area. Second, put up plenty of notices forcefully stating the strict requirement for orderly queues. Third, assign enough dedicated staff to ensure people obey these rules. Fourth, impose harsh punishment for queue-jumpers and give staff full and official authority to reprimand offenders.
Sad and shameful though it may be, the only way many Malaysians will act civilized is if they are forced to by strict rule of law, backed up with debilitating punishment for disobedience.
I sincerely hope that these concrete measures will be carried out as soon as possible. For at current, every visitor and tourist who passes through the CIQ Complex is left with the impression that Malaysia is a nation with First World facilities but a truly Third World mentality.
Thursday, November 13, 2008
Thought of the day
There were 2 athletes (A and B) running 100m race. The Coach son (B) never won the race even once even after 10 race.
The Coach comes with this excellent idea. Being the son of the Coach, special privileges was given to B. B start point of the race was moved to 30 meter in front of A.
This time they ran again, and B won again and again. BRAVO!
Next year both A and B ran in the Olympics competing at International level. No priveleges given to anyone in the Olympics. A came second last and B the last.
Why they lose?
A - Training with incompetent B, he lose the opportunity for improvement
B - In all the race he won earlier , he never competed fairly.
Who are the eventual losers? Its both A and B.
Whom to blame : The Coach
The Coach comes with this excellent idea. Being the son of the Coach, special privileges was given to B. B start point of the race was moved to 30 meter in front of A.
This time they ran again, and B won again and again. BRAVO!
Next year both A and B ran in the Olympics competing at International level. No priveleges given to anyone in the Olympics. A came second last and B the last.
Why they lose?
A - Training with incompetent B, he lose the opportunity for improvement
B - In all the race he won earlier , he never competed fairly.
Who are the eventual losers? Its both A and B.
Whom to blame : The Coach
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