Yeah, the power of Rakyat win!!!

3 by elections resulted in 2 win and one lost for PR. Not too bad of a result consider how 'fair' the fight really goes. In the end, we won.. yes, despite the money poured in, the used of Mahathir, the used of the 3 frogs, we still win. The rakyat win. Malaysia win. A good start for democracy.. A good start.. Expect more extreme move from the government..

Sexual Climax?

According to reports, roughly 70% of women don’t reach an orgasm during intercourse. Although that figure in itself is shocking, it also makes you wonder about how many women never orgasm at all (i.e., intercourse or not)!

A lot of flack fall on men on why women don’t experience an orgasm but truth be told, women have a lot to do about this as well whether they realize it or not.

6 Reasons Why Women DON’T Climax
There are many reasons why women don’t reach sexual climax. Some of them maybe men’s faults but a lot can be because of her too…

Foreplay? What foreplay?
Foreplay is extremely important. For women, making love begins in the mind and if you don’t ‘condition’ her mind for sex, then chances are she won’t be sexually reciprocating in bed too. Furthermore, women really do need more time than men to reach an orgasm; so foreplay is actually your way of extending your own sexual stamina.

She’s thinking too much!
Women are natural multi-taskers. Unfortunately, they’re so used to thinking and doing several things at the same time that they find it hard to simply be ‘in the moment’ during sex. If most men can be very ‘in the zone’ during sex, women seem to have various thoughts running through their heads all the time (e.g., home chores that need to be done, kids’ homework, dirty laundry, etc.).

She’s full of… insecurities.
Women have many body image issues. While you may adore her, her mind is probably worried about at least three different things as you undress her: Is the light revealing any cellulite? Are my ‘love handles’ protruding? Does he think my breasts are too small/big?
If body image anxiety is not in her head, then she may be thinking about things such as "I didn’t shower yet, I hope I smell good… especially down there.", or "I didn’t pee. I hope I don’t embarrass myself."
ALL these thoughts are making her focus on the wrong things! It’s taking attention away from sexual pleasure and into sexual insecurities. And when a woman is in this mode, it’s almost impossible to her focus on reaching her own climax!

She really doesn’t know her own body.
There is a certain art form to making love to a woman’s body. It really does have a lot of mysterious curves, spots and turns. Sadly, many women don’t indulge in a lot of ‘self exploration’ when it comes to sex. As such, it’s hard to guide you on what makes her feel good or which techniques really turn her on. And really, if she doesn’t know her own body, how can you be expected to instinctively know what brings her pleasure, right?
The best thing is… it’s never too late to learn! Why don’t you BOTH explore her body? Don’t rush anything and try everything. See what turns her on best and use that knowledge to make her reach her orgasm. Make it your sexual quest! However, here are some clues to save you a few steps...http://www.TheFemaleOrgasmRevealed.com

You are not paying attention!
True, men are not mind-readers. Unfortunately, many women are not great communicators in bed as well so we have a little problem here. Compounding this problem is of course that favorite female bedroom habit of ‘faking orgasms’. As a result, YOU think that what you’re doing is great when in reality you may not even be close! To solve this particular problem, try to develop a certain ‘sexual code’ between you two. For instance, a slight squeeze on your arm means "You’re doing great! Pls. keep doing it!"; while nails on your skin or arm mean "enough of that!". You will receive more squeezes, however, if you know some important facts.

Famous Lamp Berger

Seems like this Lamp Berger Scam is damn famous.

Check this out

http://lampebergerhelp.blogspot.com/

Damn it Lamp Berger, Damn it SGN, Damn it SYN

Damn it lamp berger. Because of this damn lamp berger, I have been conned near up to RM15k, all hard earned money! And not to mentioned all those friends that I have lost. pull myself out after joining just for a couple of months, can't stay any longer, cheating other people of their money, though in the process, 2 of my friends got conned... really felt sorry to them....

Let me just share this with all of you so that you can take it as a lesson in life

A year ago, one of my friend, Tony invited me to an outing somewhere at Johor. Without suspecting, I just joined. He said some of his friends/colleagues will be going. When we arrive the meet up points, there are already some of them there, Chinese and Indians. At start, the number are just relatively small, 7-8 of us. Then slowly, more and more people came until it reaches 40++. I was quite suprised but Tony said that some of them bring along their colleagus and friends. Then, we drive up to a resort at a nearby beach. We play and kinda enjoyed ourselves. Some of them are regulars there while some of them are newbies, just like me. When I asked them, most of them said that they are 'businessman' doing some networking business. I thought they were refering to Computer Networking, thus did not ask more on their profession and continue to mingle around with them. There, T introduced my to F,C and L (regulars in that group). According to T, these are the organisers of the outing. C was the one with the most friendly look, kept talking to us and chatting. We played at the beach, have BBQ dinner that night and even play cards until late of the night.

The next day, when I woke up, when we are having our breakfast, a lot of them are actually wearing the same orange T-shirt (with SGN logo on it and looks like the Holland Soccer team jessey). When I asked, C explained that they actually belong to the some sort of networking company. C told me that on the way back to Johor, they will stop a while at their company as they are having some sort of party there. Then I suspect that something was wrong and suspect that this is some sort of MLM company. They really planned everything so well that at the start, they told me not to drive my car as it will be difficult to coordinate. Thus, on the way back, I was like no choice but to follow them to their company for the whatever party which turn out to be a MLM talk.

Though suspicious, I was quite impress with the number of people attending and encouraged by the talk. The talk by one of their so called 'Duke C' was very persuading. Not to be mentioned of all the lamp berger there which add into my curiousity. I actually believed in their bullshits bout how you can make at least RM15k a month by only introducing 5 friends into the scam. Then I told them that one of my friends have actually warned me bout this Lamp Berger MLM business cheating people RM20k to RM30k. They, cleverly pushed all the blames to their counterpart, SYN, another Networking company for Lamp Berger in Malaysia and said that we only need to pay a registration fees of RM2500 only. And with this registration fees, they are actually giving you some lamp bergers and oil essences which they claimed to be more than Rm2500k. The thought of not much improvement in my career plays a lot in my decision to join this Lamp Berger scam. After joining for the first month, they told me that since I did not have any experience, I must attend their training classes first, which turn out to be mind washing talks. When I have joined them for a month, then I have to attend this talk call Y35 (turned out to be Why you must pay RM35k) given by the Duke C (the owner SGN). After all the shit talks, I really believed that by paying more to upgrade your membership, you'll get to earn more. They even encouraged you to make a bank loan and will accompany you to the bank in order to make sure that you didn't run away. I did not wanted to take up any loan from bank, thus ended up paying all my saving (up to RM15k if I am not wrong).

Now, after upgrading my membership, I was told to bring in new member immediately. Huh, so all those talk bout training is actually to coax u to upgrade ur membership. There is no training at all. Shit!

I was able to bring in 2 of my friends to office and after the 'T-up' session, they agreed to join. Reason given is not that they believe in this whatever money making scam, but they believed in me. It really disheartened me when they said that they joined because they believed in me. And I know that in coming one month, I will need to coax them to pay more and more. Really looked down on myself then.

I told my upline that I didn't felt like continuing this act, but on the next day, F and C immediately contacted me and asked me out for a cup of tea. They said that they have something to chat with me. End up being another brain washing session.

At this point, I started to feel of retreating. I don't really wanted to end up like them, brain washing my friends and make people disguise at the sight of me. But as I said, I have bring in 2 memberships, if I back off, then what will happened to them? The thought of this made me at the crossroad, thinking of cancelling my membership or not. In the meanwhile, I still continue to attend the 'brain washing' talk.

Somewhere nearby September last year, all members are requested to attend a meeting at our branch office. We have been told that RZ Corporation, the so call company for Malaysia's DCHL has been blacklisted by Malaysia government and will not be allowed to renew their license. At this point, all the Marquises happily pointed that it is not our company problem but rather that problems created by SYN. Our SGN is still very 'pure' and was dragged to this mess by SYN. Then they said that they intended to move out from DCHL group and will get a waterfilter as product for the new company. I was like 'WTF'. I thought that they used to champion their lamp berger. Now, easily they just did a switch and turn over to a new product.
I am really dissapointed with this MLM thing. Have already pull myself out and lost the RM15k that I have invested. Damn it.

Disneyland

Disneyland Marketing Director (MD): Boss, we have a proposal from from a SEA's country. They want to set up Disneyland there.

Disneyland President (P): Where’s that? What is it famous for?
MD: It became famous in 1998 when its Prime Minister jailed his Deputy on charges of sodomy.
P: Oh? That’s interesting.
MD: They also have the ‘people’s car’.
P: You mean they build the Volkswagen in that country as well?
MD: Sort of, except it’s not called the Volkswagen. They call it the Proton.
P: What’s a Proton?
MD: Protons are spin-1/2 fermions and are composed of three quarks, making them baryons. The two up quarks and one down quark of the proton are held together by the strong force, mediated by gluons. Protons and neutrons are both nucleons, which may be bound by the nuclear force into atomic nuclei. The nucleus of the most common isotope of the hydrogen atom is a single proton……..
P: Hey, will you stop! I don’t want a lecture in physics. Why is the car called the Proton?
MD: Not sure, but it’s actually a Mitsubishi…..a very old and obsolete model that the Japanese sold to them for a lot of money. The Japanese actually ripped them off…..sort of like how we ripped the Japanese off by selling them all our old Mickey Mouses that we didn’t want anymore.
P: I see. So the Proton is actually a Mickey Mouse car then.
MD: I suppose you could put it that way. Malaysia also has the tallest building in the world.
P: I thought China has the tallest building in the world.
MD: Well, yeah, but they cheated.
P: How can you cheat? Either your building is the tallest in the world or it is not.
MD: They added a tall poll or antennae or something like that above the building and included that as part of the building when they measured it.
P: Devious people. We gotta watch them closely. They sound very slimy. Do you think Disneyland will be popular there?
MD: I don’t see why not. They are already living in a fantasy world, so Disneyland should go down well with them.
P: You mean they have other theme parks there?
MD: No. Not that. It’s like this. They do not live in the real world. They live in a make-belief world. So I feel they would love Disneyland.
P: I don’t get you.
MD: Okay. Let me try to explain. They has this thing they call the New Economic Policy that allows about certain people to become super-rich. Then they calculate the combined wealth of these 1,000 and add it to whatever the rest of the 16 million own, which is almost nothing, and announce that the 16 million own 30% of the wealth of the nation.
P: God! They actually do that? How can they get away with something like that?
MD: Not sure, but it’s certainly very interesting. Do you know that the 16 million actually riot on the streets, brandishing little curved knives shorter than our dicks, and threaten to slaughter the Chinese just to protect the wealth of the 1,000 super-rich?
P: You can’t be serious! And what do the Chinese do? Do they take out their even longer Kungfu swords and fight back? Sounds like a Beirut down there.
MD: No. Actually it’s very peaceful in there. The Chinese just keep voting for government just so that these people keep their little curved knives in their pants.
P: You mean their dicks?
MD: No, their little curved knives. That’s where they keep them, in their pants.
P: Shit. These people sound more like Mickey Mouse than even Mickey Mouse himself.
MD: But there would be one problem though. It is a strict Muslim country and they arrest men and women who are not married who hold hands.
P: What’s that got to do with us?
MD: Well, we would have to make sure Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse do not walk around holding hands like they usually do. The government would arrest them and throw them in jail.
P: That’s it. I don’t think we should go to there. We have enough sex scandals in Disneyland Hong Kong as it is. Sheesh! What next? Superman has to wear his underwear on the inside and no longer on the outside? What a crap country. They make Disneyland look real.