Angels & Demons (Movie Review)

Robert Langdon is back! This time, in the "prequel" to The Da Vinci Code, Angels & Demons, he is facing one of the most powerful underground organizations in history, the Illuminati. Hehe, I have watched this movie. Don’t ask me how I watched, I just did. You know lar, there are lot of ways to watch movie nowadays.

In the Angels & Demons movie, Langdon must stop the Illuminati from destroying its most hated enemy, the Catholic Church, which they plan to attack at the heart of their most treasured and revered place, Vatican City. Our hero races to Rome to uncover the 400 year old clues and symbols that will help him save the Vatican, all of which happen to be in the ancient Illuminati safe house. The heart stopping thriller will have you in tense mode as the never ending battle between science and religion comes to a climax. I will give it 4.5 stars for the suspense. Great performance by Tom Hanks nevertheless…

Want to perform longer on bed?

This exercises (Kegel or Kegal) is to strengthen the pelvic floor muscles (they support your urethra, rectum, bladder and uterus). First they were created for women but now there are also Kegel exercises for men which can help you improve self-control during sex.

The main thing that the same pelvic muscles are also involved in the ejaculation process. The contraction of the pelvic muscle (remember pubococcygeus) forces the ejaculate or seminal fluid from your prostate gland. Yes, these exercises were designed for women, but the same exercises can help men to gain control over the premature ejaculation.

Men spend so much time at the gym working on their body muscles, but they often ignore their pubococcygeus. In fact, most of us don't even know about the pubococcygeus, though its role during male orgasm is hard to ignore. The pubococcygeus (it is also often called the PC muscle) can be strengthened to improve sex - power, length, and can be exercised without any equipment. They can be done at almost anytime and in any place. Nobody will even see!
It may take 2 to 4 month before you see results. I did my Kegel exercises for men in a combination with Climinax (or better to say was taking Climinax and doing Kegels, because the main effect was from pills) so my girlfiend noticed great prolongation of our sex on the second week. If you suffer from premature ejaculation you can take pills without Kegels with great results.

What can I expect from exercises for men? Do they work?

Yes they do. You will experience such benefits if you do Kegels on a regular basis:
Stronger pelvic muscles
Increase the bloodflow to the genital area, and so support sexual arousal mechanisms
Reduced "leaking" of urine and urinary incontinence (if you have any)
Increased pleasure with your sexual activity
Increased ability to have erections (longer and harder)

I will share more on this Kegel exercise on my next post

Bye Bye!!!!

I have strong indications that I am not wanted here. Well, if people don't want you here, guess it's really time to make a move. Let's set a target, 2 months perhaps....

Fark you SGN!!!

Day before yesterday, the prime minister of Malaysia, Datuk Najib Tun Razak has warned Malaysians against participating in Multi Level Marketing (MLM) businesses. He said though MLM is a legal business, the system itself is a flaw where it mirrors a pyramid structure, means that downline, in mass are providing for the upline, small in number, but they earn a lot. Apparently, the are hundreds of MLM businesses operating in Malaysia currently.

I'll give you my advice based on my real experience in SGN. When I first joined SGN, I was being told to pay only RM2500 and when I brought in 5 members, I will not only be able to get back my cost, when these 5 members expand, my income will expand as well. When they showed me the marketing plan, it was so perfect that I was very convinced that I can really make money out of this so called business. However, pls note that during the initial briefing, they did not tell you that if your position is not higher than your downline, no matter how your downline expand, you won't get any income. The catch here is that unless you are at the Master posistion or above, you must have a higher position than your downline. I wasn't aware of this flaw when I joined. Few weeks after joining, they briefed me on another marketing plan, a more detailed marketing plan. On this marketing plan, they persuade you to invest to become a Master. Well in order to become a Master, you must invest RM34k. When I told them that I do not have so much money, then they tried to talk me into taking a bank loan or credit card loan. The CM said that if I did not invest, they will not help me in my business and thus my RM2500 registration fees being paid earlier will be as good as gone. In the end, I invest as a Principal, paid up RM 15k. And I know that now, after deviated from DCHL selling Lamp Berger, they now sell the so called water filter D'Oceanus registered under Sweblink Global Network. And the last when I checked online, Sweblink Global Network is actually another MLM company with a different set of marketing plan. I wonder why don't they directly registered under Steady Global Network?

Okay, this is not the purpose of this post, so I shall not said more on the invest. My actual purpose of this post is to disclose on how MLM will really affect your life.

Since joining this SGN, we have to go to office every Monday and Wednesday and Friday. Usually, the event will start at around 7pm and will last till 11pm, depending if you are bringing new prospect or not. What do we do? There will be numerous seminars, talks and briefings going on everyday. When there is no events, we will sit together for sharing sessions. These sharing sessions are for us to talk about our experiences in joining this business to influence new prospect or new joinee. Usually, they will only shared bout good things and nothing negative. Haha, I used to brag with the newcomers of how much I have earned from SGN. In Fact, everyone brag about how much they actually earned. Well, I can tell you, it's all bullshit. The Marquis (Now call CM) will claims that they earned a nice RM15k every month. Come on, one of the marquis that I know was actually only driving a Proton Saga and living in a rented apartment!! When I questioned him bout that, he often said that he don't want to waste money buying a good car or he is still looking for a nice drive. Bullshit!!!

When I first asked my friends to join this MLM scam, I felt so bad of not highlighting to them that if they pay only the RM2500, they will NEVER success in this business. To success, they will need to invest at least RM15k or RM34k. Well, many will claims that in the early stage of their business, they can even start to earn RM 7 - 8k a month easily. Hello!!! That RM 7 - 8k a month is actually part of your RM34k that you have invested earlier. You are only divesting your liability to your downline, what so great about this?! Okay, my first few prospects did agreed to join in as partners and some of them did invest. But I really felt bad about what I did and I really conned them into joining. Then, as I moved on, it's getting harder and harder to persuade my prospect to join. After a few t-up with them, they started to avoid my calls. Damn, I am really losing out of friends. And these friends went around telling my other friends about my 'MLM' business. More and more friends avoid me. To be frank, this is the worst part of doing MLM, you really losing out of friends, and some of them are damn real good friends. And before bringing these prospects to office, we actually need to submit a form to the upline telling them all the things about the prospect, from their family to their financial abilities so that during the briefing process, they can try to psycho and talk to the prospect bout their financial problems. If this ain't cheating, then what is cheating? I mean, as good friend, telling off everything bout your friend to another person, is that integrity? I doubt so..

Even after I quit SGN, I don't dare to meet up with my friends that I brought up to office as prospects. So, think before you join, or you will sure regret it...

P/s: do you know why the Malaysian government did not allowed DCHL to renew it license? There is a lot of people that take a bank loan and unable to repay back the loan, thus the government has no choice but to do an investigation. According to Duke Chia (now called Ambassador) himself, there are numerous cases of new joinee in Macau that commit suicide as they are unable to pay back the loan that they took to invest into the business. Maybe this is one reason why SGN does not dare to register under it's own name

Who blocked me in MSN?

GO TO www.blockoo.com to check who blocked & deleted you in msn…

In land far far away, there is one country called Bolehland

Here are some more incredible (but true) stories from the land of make believe, Bolehland. Bolehland is a country far, far away where everything is possible, where the strange and unbelievable is actually everyday life, where anyone with the proper connections can get away with anything, and where the words “accountability”, “fair”, “just” do not exist. All the stories are taken from the Bolehland mainstream media so they must be true.

1. All chairmen must fly first class for the sake of subordinates

This a direct quotation from a former mentri besar (chief minister) who is alleged to have spent RM1.7 million on “study trips” to places like Disneyland during the holiday season. I’m sure this former MB learnt a lot from his “study trips” since we know when he came back, he never builds anything close to resembling Disneyland. Anyway, back to the quote. When asked about the huge amount spent on the trips, e.g. first-class tickets, this is what he had to say: “You must remember when I was the (PNSB) chairman. I have my entitlement. If I were to reduce my entitlement to what an officer gets then what is the officer going to reduce to? I am the chairman. There is the deputy chairman, board of directors, government officers going along. If I fly business class (not first class), then what happens to my state secretary? He will complain. If I am travelling alone it is easier. But I am travelling with a group of people and if I downgrade myself — it’s a problem for the others.” So there you have it. Airlines have first class in order to help those below the chairman’s post get business class. You cannot have a chairman flying coach or business class otherwise what will his subordinates think? He will lose the respect of his subordinates in addition to forcing them to fly coach. In Bolehland, the most important thing is protocol and entitlements. This is the reason why there are so many applicants who want to be politicians. If you are a VVIP, you must be in first class or not go at all. How dare you expect politicians to sit in economy. Economy is for taxpayers like you and me.

2. You are only poor if you don’t have a TV or Astro

According to the NST, the Welfare Department says if you have a TV or Astro, then you do not qualify for government aid since you are not “hardcore poor”. The department bars the disabled from getting welfare aid if they have Astro or a television set at home. The rule applies even if one lives in someone else's house, temporarily or otherwise. In one case, a disabled 40-year-old, paralysed from the neck downwards, who lives with her partly-paralysed mother, was afraid of getting a TV and Astro connection after being warned by a welfare officer that they would cut aid to them if she did so.
This is the first time I have heard that in Bolehland having a TV is considered to be “rich”. Nevermind that a new small TV nowadays cost less than RM200. You can also get a second hand one for free in some charity shops. In the case of the disabled, what do the authorities in Bolehland want them to do? Sit around and stare at the wall all day long? The answer is “yes” because if they stare at a TV, they are no longer poor.

3. The “best best boss” can be found in Bolehland

What is the best company to work for in Bolehland? The answer is Maika Holdings. And how do I know that? Simple, read what happened at an inquest in the death of an Indian actress, Sujatha, who died last year. This actress also worked as a PA to the boss of Maika. To cut the story short, during the inquest it was revealed that the boss of Maika, who is also the son of a VVIP, just loved to look after his employees. He gave this actress RM200,000 in cash for her apartment, funding for medical treatment and education, and also for her two brothers’ education in Australia. The boss also acted as the guarantor for the hire-purchase loan which Sujatha took out to purchase a Mazda RX8 sports car. He also took her for a holiday in Perth.
Wow, I wish to nominate the boss of Maika for Bolehland’s “Best Best Boss” award for his undying kindness and welfare of his employees. Is Maika hiring? I’m sure millions of workers are lining up to join. With a boss like this, there will never be any issue of strikes, unhappiness in the workplace, fake MCs, days off, etc. Malaysian workers will be the envy of the world.

4. If you don’t report it, it does not exist

There is one company in Bolehland that owns all the private free-to-air TV stations. Apparently, one of the big bosses in this company, MP, sent out an email telling the editorial staff that they cannot report that some VVIP and his wife might be involved in a Mongolia murder case. Thus if it is not reported, then it is clear that there are no links, and therefore there is no case. Who says you cannot make things disappear? Who cares if the international press has all gone to town with the same story.

Why the crooked bridge?

The public should note that the latest Mahathir blast on the bridge contains no clear or strong justification for building the crooked bridge – no economic reason, no technical reason and most important of all, no balanced analysis of the pros and cons of building the bridge. The blog note may in fact be construed as just a naked appeal to primordial sentiment.

Hopefully, the new PM will not allow himself to be bullied by Dr. Mahathir but will stand his ground on this issue.

However, should the pressure from the Mahathir camp continue to grow and become difficult to ignore, one way of defusing it is to have full public disclosure of the crooked bridge project, its history, the major and minor players who have been involved in it, the findings of various feasibility studies dealing with it, various cost-benefit scenarios and not least of all, the financial ramifications of the project, including the payment of more than 100 million ringgit to the contractor for the decision to stop the proposal – a payment made despite the fact that the contractor did not do any physical construction work on site. Let the public be provided with all the facts of the project (much of which has not been available because of the operation of the Official Secrets Act) and let the public (especially competent professionals) help in the decision after a full and fair appraisal. If the crooked bridge is to be built, it must only be done because it is doable and in the best interests of the country and not just because the former Prime Minister wants it.

Let me touch on some of the insurmountable difficulties involved in building the bridge that should be part of the appraisal process when considering the crooked bridge construction.

1. One of the objectives for breaking up the existing causeway is to allow ships to bypass Singapore port which will automatically affect Singapore’s economy. That is why Singapore is not giving us the permission to break their portion of the causeway. As a result, Dr. Mahathir’s lobbyists have proposed building the crooked bridge.

2. The bridge must be high enough to allow ships to go under the bridge. For such a short span, the gradient will be too steep for any train to climb. Moreover, trains cannot negotiate sharp bends.

3. I remember reading that this matter was discussed in the Singapore Parliament. It was pointed out that if Malaysia did not maintain the railway for longer than 6 months, Singapore could claim the right of all the railway land in Singapore territory.

4. I also remember that when we tried to stop Singapore’s reclamation work, the matter was referred to the international court for the sea. The court decided that both countries have to agree for any development project within a certain distance from the boundary. I doubt if we can break up half of the existing causeway on our side without Singapore’s agreement.

As a final point, it is clear that in view of the global recession’s serious impact on the Malaysian economy, the Government must be more careful in spending the hard earned money of our Malaysian tax payers. This is not the time to pour money into resurrected white elephant or ego-building projects. All major projects need to be implemented only after careful and rigorous cost –benefit evaluation studies that should be open to public scrutiny. The practice of awarding large contracts without open competitive tenders such as was done in the case of the initial contract for the crooked bridge must not be continued. If an open and competitive tender system is the norm in the country’s procurement, I am sure that Dr. Mahathir’s cronies will stop pestering to build the crooked bridge because they may not secure the contract if they have to compete with other contractors.

A damn real scenario bout Malaysia's safety

George was going up to bed, when his wife told him that he’d left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window.

George opened the back door to go turn off the light, but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things.

He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?" He said "No." Then they said "All patrols were busy. You should lock your doors and an officer will be along when one is available."
George said, "Okay" He hung up the phone and counted to 30.

Then he phoned the police again. "Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people stealing things from my shed. Well, you don’t have to worry about them now because I just shot them." and hung up.

Within five minutes, six Police Cars, a SWAT Team, a Helicopter, two Fire Trucks, a Paramedic, and an Ambulance showed up at the Phillips’ residence and caught the burglars red-handed.
One of the Policemen said to George, "I thought you said that you shot them!"

George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"

The crooked bridge

During the Mahathir era, it spanned across the sky, making many think of it day in and day out.

During the Abdullah era, it was killed, making many feel at loss.

During the Najib era, it is resuscitated, making many gleam with excitement.

That, is the bridge in my hometown. The bridge of my dream.

This bridge, a crooked one, will span across the narrow strait, proudly overlooking Johor and Singapore on both sides.

In the artist's rendering, it is as beautiful as the dreamy fairytale world.

It even has an idyllic name, "the Scenic Bridge."

In the end the bridge is never built. And it remains very much the bridge of my dream.

By halting the construction of the bridge, we have compensated RM1.277 billion!

Former prime minister Tun Abdullah said the government was short of cash then, and the budget deficit ran as high as 5.3%.

He said the Cabinet had been discussing about this bridge over and again, and no one could understand why Mahathir had insisted to go ahead with the plan.

Frankly, I also didn't know what was in Mahathir's mind.

I only knew he was very unhappy that Abdullah had shelved the crooked bridge plan.

Again, I had no idea at all why he was so furious about it.

I only knew Mahathir has not been in good terms with Abdullah since then.

Mahathir later said, "I used to swear that I would not poke my finger into the new administration. I did try for some time, but after that crooked bridge incident, we have surrendered our sovereignty to our neighbour. And that is utterly disgraceful!"

He even said, "I could understand why if it were America. But now we are even scared of a tiny country like Singapore.

"I don't think he makes a respectable leader."

Now I know that this bridge entails more than just the intricate politico-business interests, but also our sovereignty and self-esteem!

Abdullah has left, and here comes Najib. And Mahathir.

Mahathir's brainchild is beginning to see some prospects of revival, thanks also to the strong endorsement from Johor UMNO Youth.

In an identical tone to that of Mahathir, Johor UMNO Youth information chief Khalid Mohamad said if Singapore did not agree to the plan, we could always build a crooked bridge entirely on Malaysian territory.

Khalid Mohamad claimed that the crooked bridge would bring more positive impact on Johor's economy.

But he failed to tell me whether this "half bridge," which can only be built up to the midline of the Johor Strait, would promote the state's economy, or send the economy back in time by half a century.

I am wondering whether the bridge of my dream is to be built with our economy in mind, or our politicians.

Bangkitlah my cock

It's Utusan Malaysia again. Like an automatic artillery that has gone out of control.

By Tay Tian Yan (Sin Chew Daily)

On its front cover two days ago, it published a picture of PM Najib attending a Sikh festivity.
Najib was at a Sikh temple in KL, and surrounded by enthusiastic Sikhs, he made a capati on the spot.

The same photo, which was published in almost every other newspaper, augurs well with Najib's "One Malaysia" concept to mould a truly united and amicable environment, while protruding the new prime minister's approachable image.

Everything has been perfectly normal, up to this point.

But on top of the picture, there was this bold headline: "Bangkitlah Melayu!" (Rise up Malays).

These two words were transmitted from the reader's pupils straight up to the brain, and got blasted off in the central nervous system.

That, was the cover story on that day.

Any sensible soul could tell this was not news, but "non-news" willfully designed by the newspaper's editors.

To put it in a more crude manner, some kind of specific agenda had been created.

In line with that agenda, the newspaper interviewed some controversial figures from a few right-wing Malay organisations, including Ibrahim Ali, who talked about disunity in the Malay community and weakening of their political forces, paving way for the Chinese and Indians to bring up "excessive" demands.

The main point was: the Malays must rise up and stay united to oppose the increasingly excessive demands from non-bumiputras!

Reading the headline, and comparing that to the picture of Najib attending the Sikh festivity, I couldn't help but shook my head in bewilderment.

I didn't know whether I should laugh or cry over such a glaring antithesis.

This is some kind of "anti-climax," like a child suddenly shrieks and bursts into tears just as the movie reaches a climax in the cinema hall.

Good heavens, the emotion is lost, the atmosphere gone, and the movie no longer captures the audience's hearts.

The "One Malaysia" concept so painstakingly designed by the prime minister is now poured with cold water by this UMNO-controlled daily.

The new prime minister has repeatedly urged Malaysians to walk out of their racial confines and stay united.

I can't imagine what will happen if a Chinese newspaper has churned out a similarly toned headline: "Rise up Chinese!"

But one thing we can be sure of: Nothing is going to happen to Utusan Malaysia, and the newspaper can continue to play up racial issues and manipulate racial emotions.

It can stay solitarily outside the "One Malaysia," and embrace its own version of Malaysia.

And its reporters and editors would not have to "go back to school and learn all over again." (By TAY TIAN YAN/Translated by DOMINIC LOH/Sin Chew Daily)

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With
Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars.
See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't DisguiseYour Voice!

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks .

Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

5. In the Memo Field Of All Your Cheques, Write ' For Marijuana'

6. Skip down the hall rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

7. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face..

8. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

9. Sing Along At The Opera.

10. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

11. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'

12. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

13. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,
'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'
And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity

14. PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK WHERE THE FITTING ROOM IS.

About your cock!!

10. There are two types of penises. A GROWER expands and lengthens when erect. A SHOWER appears big most of the time, but doesn't get much bigger when erect.

9. An international Men's Health survey reports that 79 percent of men have growers, 21 percent have showers.

8. You can break a PenisYes it's true... a penis may not have a bone but you can still break it. It's called penile fracture. Happens from wanking too hard or when a woman (or perphaps man... or animal) moves too violently while on top of him.

7. Largest penis in the animal kingdom: 11 feet (blue whale)I'd like to see you beat that! (Pun intended)

6. Average speed of ejaculation: 28 miles per hour

5. Smoking can decrease the size of your erection by up to 1 cm! Somking limits the bloodflow to the penis... (So if the cancer ain't stoping you... maybe this will!)

4. Largest recorded natural male penis is 13 inches.

3. 75% of men have their penis hanging to the left in their pants.

2. One in every 400 men is flexible enough to suck his own penis.

1. All men at some point in their life have attempted to suck their own penis. But only about 1 in every 400 will admit to having tried it.**Random facts may or may not be actual facts with scientific backing :)

SINGAPORE PERMANENT RESIDENT APPLICATION

Especially for Malaysian working in Singapore, you'll understand how important it is to secure a PR status. With the PR status, it's easier for you to get job here in Singapore.
Some people will argue that they do not wanted to contribute to CPF (Malaysia's EPF), which they'll only be able to retrieve back after their retirement age of 62. Though the CPF cut from your monthly salary is quite high, 20% of your monthly salary and 14.5% from your employer, it worth it, believe me. Think further, you can use your CPF monies to fund for your HDB house in Singapore, take it as a form of investment. Unlike Malaysia, you can use your CPF's Ordinary Account to pay for your monthly housing installment. You'll also get a cut from your employer's contributions. And when you retire, you'll also have an amount of monies in your CPF's Special Account for your retirement.Then, if you fall sick, you can use your CPF's Medisave monies to pay for your hospitalisation fees. Medisave can also pay for part of your child delivery fees in Singapore.

Now, what's the procedure for the PR application? First, if you are not super rich to open a business in Singapore nor you are not studying in Singapore, you must be working in Singapore and must be holding S Pass or Employment Pass. If you are only holding a Work Permit, 100% you can't apply fo PR. You must upgrade your work permit to S Pass or Employment Pass through your employer.

Though PR application is something that you can apply on yourself, you'll need a letter to ICA in order to process your application. This letter must come from your employer stating your start day, your position and your salary. Many employers in Singapore will force their staff to sign a bond with them in order for them to prepare the letter to you. Reason is, once you get the PR, chances are high that you will leave employment and look for further opportunity outside because it'll be much easier to get a job now.

There are actually ways to go through this without getting to sign a bond with your employer, I can't disclose this here. If you are interested, please leave your email and I'll contact you how.

Yeah, the power of Rakyat win!!!

3 by elections resulted in 2 win and one lost for PR. Not too bad of a result consider how 'fair' the fight really goes. In the end, we won.. yes, despite the money poured in, the used of Mahathir, the used of the 3 frogs, we still win. The rakyat win. Malaysia win. A good start for democracy.. A good start.. Expect more extreme move from the government..

Sexual Climax?

According to reports, roughly 70% of women don’t reach an orgasm during intercourse. Although that figure in itself is shocking, it also makes you wonder about how many women never orgasm at all (i.e., intercourse or not)!

A lot of flack fall on men on why women don’t experience an orgasm but truth be told, women have a lot to do about this as well whether they realize it or not.

6 Reasons Why Women DON’T Climax
There are many reasons why women don’t reach sexual climax. Some of them maybe men’s faults but a lot can be because of her too…

Foreplay? What foreplay?
Foreplay is extremely important. For women, making love begins in the mind and if you don’t ‘condition’ her mind for sex, then chances are she won’t be sexually reciprocating in bed too. Furthermore, women really do need more time than men to reach an orgasm; so foreplay is actually your way of extending your own sexual stamina.

She’s thinking too much!
Women are natural multi-taskers. Unfortunately, they’re so used to thinking and doing several things at the same time that they find it hard to simply be ‘in the moment’ during sex. If most men can be very ‘in the zone’ during sex, women seem to have various thoughts running through their heads all the time (e.g., home chores that need to be done, kids’ homework, dirty laundry, etc.).

She’s full of… insecurities.
Women have many body image issues. While you may adore her, her mind is probably worried about at least three different things as you undress her: Is the light revealing any cellulite? Are my ‘love handles’ protruding? Does he think my breasts are too small/big?
If body image anxiety is not in her head, then she may be thinking about things such as "I didn’t shower yet, I hope I smell good… especially down there.", or "I didn’t pee. I hope I don’t embarrass myself."
ALL these thoughts are making her focus on the wrong things! It’s taking attention away from sexual pleasure and into sexual insecurities. And when a woman is in this mode, it’s almost impossible to her focus on reaching her own climax!

She really doesn’t know her own body.
There is a certain art form to making love to a woman’s body. It really does have a lot of mysterious curves, spots and turns. Sadly, many women don’t indulge in a lot of ‘self exploration’ when it comes to sex. As such, it’s hard to guide you on what makes her feel good or which techniques really turn her on. And really, if she doesn’t know her own body, how can you be expected to instinctively know what brings her pleasure, right?
The best thing is… it’s never too late to learn! Why don’t you BOTH explore her body? Don’t rush anything and try everything. See what turns her on best and use that knowledge to make her reach her orgasm. Make it your sexual quest! However, here are some clues to save you a few steps...http://www.TheFemaleOrgasmRevealed.com

You are not paying attention!
True, men are not mind-readers. Unfortunately, many women are not great communicators in bed as well so we have a little problem here. Compounding this problem is of course that favorite female bedroom habit of ‘faking orgasms’. As a result, YOU think that what you’re doing is great when in reality you may not even be close! To solve this particular problem, try to develop a certain ‘sexual code’ between you two. For instance, a slight squeeze on your arm means "You’re doing great! Pls. keep doing it!"; while nails on your skin or arm mean "enough of that!". You will receive more squeezes, however, if you know some important facts.

Famous Lamp Berger

Seems like this Lamp Berger Scam is damn famous.

Check this out

http://lampebergerhelp.blogspot.com/

Damn it Lamp Berger, Damn it SGN, Damn it SYN

Damn it lamp berger. Because of this damn lamp berger, I have been conned near up to RM15k, all hard earned money! And not to mentioned all those friends that I have lost. pull myself out after joining just for a couple of months, can't stay any longer, cheating other people of their money, though in the process, 2 of my friends got conned... really felt sorry to them....

Let me just share this with all of you so that you can take it as a lesson in life

A year ago, one of my friend, Tony invited me to an outing somewhere at Johor. Without suspecting, I just joined. He said some of his friends/colleagues will be going. When we arrive the meet up points, there are already some of them there, Chinese and Indians. At start, the number are just relatively small, 7-8 of us. Then slowly, more and more people came until it reaches 40++. I was quite suprised but Tony said that some of them bring along their colleagus and friends. Then, we drive up to a resort at a nearby beach. We play and kinda enjoyed ourselves. Some of them are regulars there while some of them are newbies, just like me. When I asked them, most of them said that they are 'businessman' doing some networking business. I thought they were refering to Computer Networking, thus did not ask more on their profession and continue to mingle around with them. There, T introduced my to F,C and L (regulars in that group). According to T, these are the organisers of the outing. C was the one with the most friendly look, kept talking to us and chatting. We played at the beach, have BBQ dinner that night and even play cards until late of the night.

The next day, when I woke up, when we are having our breakfast, a lot of them are actually wearing the same orange T-shirt (with SGN logo on it and looks like the Holland Soccer team jessey). When I asked, C explained that they actually belong to the some sort of networking company. C told me that on the way back to Johor, they will stop a while at their company as they are having some sort of party there. Then I suspect that something was wrong and suspect that this is some sort of MLM company. They really planned everything so well that at the start, they told me not to drive my car as it will be difficult to coordinate. Thus, on the way back, I was like no choice but to follow them to their company for the whatever party which turn out to be a MLM talk.

Though suspicious, I was quite impress with the number of people attending and encouraged by the talk. The talk by one of their so called 'Duke C' was very persuading. Not to be mentioned of all the lamp berger there which add into my curiousity. I actually believed in their bullshits bout how you can make at least RM15k a month by only introducing 5 friends into the scam. Then I told them that one of my friends have actually warned me bout this Lamp Berger MLM business cheating people RM20k to RM30k. They, cleverly pushed all the blames to their counterpart, SYN, another Networking company for Lamp Berger in Malaysia and said that we only need to pay a registration fees of RM2500 only. And with this registration fees, they are actually giving you some lamp bergers and oil essences which they claimed to be more than Rm2500k. The thought of not much improvement in my career plays a lot in my decision to join this Lamp Berger scam. After joining for the first month, they told me that since I did not have any experience, I must attend their training classes first, which turn out to be mind washing talks. When I have joined them for a month, then I have to attend this talk call Y35 (turned out to be Why you must pay RM35k) given by the Duke C (the owner SGN). After all the shit talks, I really believed that by paying more to upgrade your membership, you'll get to earn more. They even encouraged you to make a bank loan and will accompany you to the bank in order to make sure that you didn't run away. I did not wanted to take up any loan from bank, thus ended up paying all my saving (up to RM15k if I am not wrong).

Now, after upgrading my membership, I was told to bring in new member immediately. Huh, so all those talk bout training is actually to coax u to upgrade ur membership. There is no training at all. Shit!

I was able to bring in 2 of my friends to office and after the 'T-up' session, they agreed to join. Reason given is not that they believe in this whatever money making scam, but they believed in me. It really disheartened me when they said that they joined because they believed in me. And I know that in coming one month, I will need to coax them to pay more and more. Really looked down on myself then.

I told my upline that I didn't felt like continuing this act, but on the next day, F and C immediately contacted me and asked me out for a cup of tea. They said that they have something to chat with me. End up being another brain washing session.

At this point, I started to feel of retreating. I don't really wanted to end up like them, brain washing my friends and make people disguise at the sight of me. But as I said, I have bring in 2 memberships, if I back off, then what will happened to them? The thought of this made me at the crossroad, thinking of cancelling my membership or not. In the meanwhile, I still continue to attend the 'brain washing' talk.

Somewhere nearby September last year, all members are requested to attend a meeting at our branch office. We have been told that RZ Corporation, the so call company for Malaysia's DCHL has been blacklisted by Malaysia government and will not be allowed to renew their license. At this point, all the Marquises happily pointed that it is not our company problem but rather that problems created by SYN. Our SGN is still very 'pure' and was dragged to this mess by SYN. Then they said that they intended to move out from DCHL group and will get a waterfilter as product for the new company. I was like 'WTF'. I thought that they used to champion their lamp berger. Now, easily they just did a switch and turn over to a new product.
I am really dissapointed with this MLM thing. Have already pull myself out and lost the RM15k that I have invested. Damn it.

Disneyland

Disneyland Marketing Director (MD): Boss, we have a proposal from from a SEA's country. They want to set up Disneyland there.

Disneyland President (P): Where’s that? What is it famous for?
MD: It became famous in 1998 when its Prime Minister jailed his Deputy on charges of sodomy.
P: Oh? That’s interesting.
MD: They also have the ‘people’s car’.
P: You mean they build the Volkswagen in that country as well?
MD: Sort of, except it’s not called the Volkswagen. They call it the Proton.
P: What’s a Proton?
MD: Protons are spin-1/2 fermions and are composed of three quarks, making them baryons. The two up quarks and one down quark of the proton are held together by the strong force, mediated by gluons. Protons and neutrons are both nucleons, which may be bound by the nuclear force into atomic nuclei. The nucleus of the most common isotope of the hydrogen atom is a single proton……..
P: Hey, will you stop! I don’t want a lecture in physics. Why is the car called the Proton?
MD: Not sure, but it’s actually a Mitsubishi…..a very old and obsolete model that the Japanese sold to them for a lot of money. The Japanese actually ripped them off…..sort of like how we ripped the Japanese off by selling them all our old Mickey Mouses that we didn’t want anymore.
P: I see. So the Proton is actually a Mickey Mouse car then.
MD: I suppose you could put it that way. Malaysia also has the tallest building in the world.
P: I thought China has the tallest building in the world.
MD: Well, yeah, but they cheated.
P: How can you cheat? Either your building is the tallest in the world or it is not.
MD: They added a tall poll or antennae or something like that above the building and included that as part of the building when they measured it.
P: Devious people. We gotta watch them closely. They sound very slimy. Do you think Disneyland will be popular there?
MD: I don’t see why not. They are already living in a fantasy world, so Disneyland should go down well with them.
P: You mean they have other theme parks there?
MD: No. Not that. It’s like this. They do not live in the real world. They live in a make-belief world. So I feel they would love Disneyland.
P: I don’t get you.
MD: Okay. Let me try to explain. They has this thing they call the New Economic Policy that allows about certain people to become super-rich. Then they calculate the combined wealth of these 1,000 and add it to whatever the rest of the 16 million own, which is almost nothing, and announce that the 16 million own 30% of the wealth of the nation.
P: God! They actually do that? How can they get away with something like that?
MD: Not sure, but it’s certainly very interesting. Do you know that the 16 million actually riot on the streets, brandishing little curved knives shorter than our dicks, and threaten to slaughter the Chinese just to protect the wealth of the 1,000 super-rich?
P: You can’t be serious! And what do the Chinese do? Do they take out their even longer Kungfu swords and fight back? Sounds like a Beirut down there.
MD: No. Actually it’s very peaceful in there. The Chinese just keep voting for government just so that these people keep their little curved knives in their pants.
P: You mean their dicks?
MD: No, their little curved knives. That’s where they keep them, in their pants.
P: Shit. These people sound more like Mickey Mouse than even Mickey Mouse himself.
MD: But there would be one problem though. It is a strict Muslim country and they arrest men and women who are not married who hold hands.
P: What’s that got to do with us?
MD: Well, we would have to make sure Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse do not walk around holding hands like they usually do. The government would arrest them and throw them in jail.
P: That’s it. I don’t think we should go to there. We have enough sex scandals in Disneyland Hong Kong as it is. Sheesh! What next? Superman has to wear his underwear on the inside and no longer on the outside? What a crap country. They make Disneyland look real.